1. i took a 4 hour nap today i fucked up so bad

  2. 2spoopym:

    Thor - Avengers: Endless Wartime
  3. "It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead." - Kurt Vonnegut
    Happy Birthday, Emma

  4. bemusedlybespectacled:

    okay so everyone’s making “steve rogers freaks out the media with his rampant progressivism” posts but

    imagine bruce banner

    bruce banner, who has lived in poverty, who has been an undocumented worker, who has seen what happens in sweatshops in india and greenhouses in colombia, fighting to dismantle capitalism and take down the exploitive conditions that come with it

    bruce banner, who isn’t doing anything with the massive salary tony pays him for “R&D work” (actually just him and tony in the lab but, hey, tony likes giving people stuff even if they don’t particularly want or need it) so he spends it all on a fund for abused children and personally hires lawyers and therapists for them because maybe he can’t have kids of his own but he can make damn sure that no one goes through what he went through

    bruce banner, who fights against climate change and fracking and tapping national parks for resources, and tony ends up making a whole campaign around it called “go green with hulk” which bruce gets very annoyed by but “it tested well with focus groups, jolly green” so it goes through anyway and becomes massively popular

    bruce going a little green around the pupils if someone so much as breathes the word “autism” and “vaccine” in the same sentence (and more than a little green if they insinuate that having an autistic child is a bad thing)

    bruce fighting for universal health care

    bruce working to destigmatize mental illness

    bruce hulking out on the set of fox & friends (which predictably becomes a meme)

    bruce. fucking. banner.

  5. robotmango:

    when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

  6. godcomplexes:

The Hulk. That’s who I am. That’s who I always was- and always will be
                                        And they’re never going to  c a t c h  me.


    The Hulk.
    That’s who I am. That’s who I always was- and always will be

                                            And they’re never going to  c a t c h  me.

  7. Get to know me meme — [1/5] favorite male characters: Joel Miller

                I’ve struggled a long time with s u r v i v i n 

    j[Regarding his brother] 
    jI believe his last words to me were 
    "I  d o n ’ t  e v e r  w a n t  t o  s e e  y o u r  g o d d a m n  f a c e  a g a i n"

young avengers + background scenes

    young avengers + background scenes

  9. gossipgran:

    i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

  10. "Tommy? Who’s Tommy? The name’s ‘Speed’."